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1. JK is the current Duke of Hoboken. He is a self selected Big Boy. He has a history of stellar academic performance and significant athletic achievements.
2. The male ruler of certain parts of Hoboken, including Helmers and Zylo. The Duke is second in command to the King of Hoboken, Srf. The Duke lives alone in a spacious two bedroom apartment overlooking Manhattan. The two bedroom has a day bed and multiple change containers filled to the top with his riches. Although, it is lacking a bedroom curtain.
3. A position in Hoboken who can consistently slay multiple women, buy all hotdogs from the hotdog vendor, and overtip. The Duke is surrounded by his followers, whose average age is well over 50.
4. Enemies include Cake Boss fans, onions, and minorities (in theory). In reality the Duke likes and excessively tips all minorities.
5. The Duke does not receive any monetary rewards. However, he is granted doughnuts and coffee on Sunday mornings by the owners of local restaurants.
6.Known associates include the King of Hoboken and that Dude from Hoboken.
The Duke of Hoboken went into Liberty bar last night after eating at Zylo.
A hot babe aka WillyWonkaTikTok who has some sexy abs and who is fucking hot🍫😏🥵
Duke depp is my dream boyfriend
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Brand of Jewellery favoured by the chav. rarely exceeding 9 carat exlusively found at Argos. The cheapest yellow metal that does not turn green when dampened. Largely fashioned into Sovereign rings and large Hoop earrings. As worn by Vicky Pollard. A perfect compliment to burberry or any gaudy shit that looks crap but has a huge Logo. Large chains often seen on arms hanging out of the drivers window of a Flourescent Vauxhall Corsa. Sovereign rings usually worn in sets of eight to protect the knuckles of the neanderthal wearing them when they drag along the floor. Prices often shown in Pounds, Euros and Giros eg. "This sov cost me free giro's, safe"
sometimes referred to as bling
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Only the man who changed music forever.
Duke Ellington changed the world.
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An elite group of four extraordinary gentlemen dedicated to providing liberty and wonder to the world. There are typically four positions: The Knife, who uses his razor strength and driving abilities to brawl any brouhaha; Handsome, who seduces the women.. and the homosexual men; Dirty Rob, who drives a sea-green Ford Taurus, and does the dirty work; And Maverick, who uses his revolutionary mind to incite revolutions and make witty comments. Together, they ride, with the Lord, to make the world a better, and more wonderful place.
"Gee-golly-whiz, Ma, the Dukes of Wonder came just in time to save us from the gigantic communist squid!"
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An amazing television show about two good looking boys who get into trouble with the law, and drive an amazing '69 Dodge Charger called the General Lee. They always have atleast two amazing cars in each episode.
Cooter, Daisy, Jessie, Bo, Luke, Enos, Roscoe, Boss Hogg, et cetera
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The 2.0 name of the original "Duke Nukem" (the first game) in order to avoid a lawsuit with the Captain Planet cartoon show. However Apogee (Today 3D Realms) learned that the name was not copyrighted so they registered it and used it for all future titles.
Gamer 1: I purchased a game called Duke Nukum!
Gamer 2: Did you mean "Duke Nukem"?
Gamer 1: No, it's Duke Nukum.
Gamer 2: Porably a bootleg game.