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When a man pulls his pants down and presses his junk against a window( preferably a floor to ceiling window, sans muntin. The penis resembles the trunk, whilst the thighs on either side give the appearance of two large ears.
I did the angry elephant to your mom and she was filled with lust and fear...
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the act of hitting someone in the ass particularly hard using your knee while holding their shoulders with your hands and yelling "elephant boner!" upon impact of the knee into said ass.
Man i shouldn't have turned away from Jacob, he gave me a really hard elephant boner.
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to see something so immense and powerful that it changes your life.
He thought he wanted to drop out and live off the grid, but one winter was all it took for him: he saw the elephant.
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The best fucking band to ever exist
Person 1: who's your fav band?
Person 2: cage the elephant
Person 1: you have amazing taste
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A term used to describe a black woman's vagina, due to the similarity between their vaginas and the eye of an elephant.
Jordan found himself looking into Keisha's elephant eye last night. It winked at him.
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Where a man places his testicles on another person's nose, allowing the penis to rest upon the person's mouth and/or chin, while simultaneously holding said person by pinning their ears down with the man's hands. Also known as a "Dumbo," or the "Flying Dumbo."
Barry did not like it one bit when I gave him a flying elephant.
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The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.