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field roast

a turd in a field, generally left there by a large animal such as a horse.

watch your step! you just about trod on a field roast!

by chuckybubbles March 21, 2009

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Field Vagina

The act of a girl laying spread eagle naked on field using the musk of her dirty vagina to lure a ground squirrel to eat her out and reach moist sexual pleasure

While in Wisconsin this field vagina isn't gonna get me far

by BeaconOfGross May 5, 2017

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Mike Fielding

Mike Fielding plays Naboo in The Mighty Boosh.
He is adorable and hilarious.
But is often shadowed (literally) by his brother, Noel Fielding , as Mike, is kinda seen as the lesser of the two fieldings.
Aww. and on top of that he is cute and lispy.

Stef: Hahaha Naboo.haaa Mike Fielding.
Rachel: aww hes so short and lispy.
Stef: poor him being Noel's brother.
Rachel: yeh must suck.
Stef: he probably gets Noels cast-offs.
Rachel: Don't be mean! Naboo rocks!
Stef: Yeah totally.deffo.

by PlanPony January 17, 2008

33๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


field hockey

THE most awesome sport in the entire world. Honestly. No lesbians on either of my teams, its not that common. 11 players on a side. Have amazing lower body strength due to hardcore conditioning. Bend over often. Play low and are good with their stick skills. Use one side of our sticks which are either wood or composite. Every year there is a festival at either Palm Springs, Ca or West Palm Beach, FL. This is where every college coach goes to watch and recruit. In palm beach, there were 28 full size (100yds long, 65 yds wide) fields on 6 polo fields. It was the best experience ever.
There is also another form of hockey-which is indoor.
Indoor is much better than outdoor. Playing very very low requires lots of leg and butt muscles, leading to a very nice ass that is fondly referred to as a hockey butt. Moving on, Indoor is much cooler. There is also a national tournament at the end of the indoor season...like the outdoor one, but not as fun. There is U12, U14, U16, and U19 for my club team, but also U21 and i think there are younger than 12 teams too.
Field hockey is a huge sport in Europe, but it is gaining popularity in America too. Only the cool kids play field hockey. It takes more finesse to play hockey than it does to play the retarded sport of lacrosse.

Jeff- Dude, Do you realize that every girlfriend you have had is a field hockey player?

Spencer- Well, If you wore a skirt and had an amazing ass and leaned over all the time, I'd do you too

by Laura someone October 20, 2006

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Wrigley Field

The home of the Chicago Cubs, a.k.a. the greatest team to ever dawn a baseball uniform. It is Heaven II, located on the corners of Addison, Clark, Sheffiled and Waveland Avenues in Chicago, Illinois.

1. Hey, did you see the Cubs win the World Series?
2. Where at?
1. Wrigley Field.
2. Really? The same park that the Cubs swept the White Sox in?
1. That'd be the place!

Go Cubbies, World Series Champs '04!!!!

by Chaw Work McGrewster September 27, 2004

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Cotton field

Where some black niga work for 3 cent.

aye niga go work on the Cotton field or ill linch your ass

by my snap is oof.lucas13 February 4, 2020

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born William Claude Dukenfield on January 29, 1880; he died on December 25, 1946. He was also known as Charles Bogle, Otis Criblecoblis, Mahatma Kane Jeeves, A. Pismo Clam, et cetera.

The best movie W.C. Fields was in is It's a Gift.

Norman Bissonet (Tommy Bupp): What's the matter, Pop, don't you love me anymore?
Harold (W.C. Fields): Certainly I love you!
Amelia (Kathleen Howard): Don't you dare strike that child!
Harold: Well, he's not going to tell me I don't love him!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg III May 2, 2008

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