Stealing first

The act of kissing an unknown girl, usually at a bar, when they aren't expecting it.

My buddy was super drunk last night at the bar and every time he got done talking to a girl he ended up stealing first.

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First kiss

The first time you kiss a boy/girl. Trust me, it's not like a movie kiss mostly, at all. It's not a perfect romantic kiss with a slight wind that makes his/her hair flair a bit. Mostly it's short and uncomfortable.

my first kiss was when i wass 14 and it sucked pretty bad.

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first lady

A housewife that lives in the state house,she does not pay tax and is usaully seen at charity events having free meals.

The first lady was seen at Donate a child.., fundraising event having free meals like always.

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first world

The world classes (first, second, and third) have no official definition, but are often times used to describe the economic position of a state. The differences between the classes has less to do with the economic well being of the nation, and more to do with the geopolitical divides that emerged during and after the cold war.

First world is generally defined as a western style state that is usually capitalist and democratic, which has a high standard of living.

See also: second world and third world.

First world countries include: The United States of America, Britain, Canada, Germany, France, Belgium, etc.

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First Grade

The beginning of the rest of your life. It sucks

"Hey what grade is Timmy gonna be in?"

"Oh, first grade"

"HAHAHAHA! good luck loser!"

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First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

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first to bassett

When skinning up, the act of putting both weed and hash in the same joint.

oi, chief. Make that Jimminy biff a first to bassett

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