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(a.k.a Sergent Frog)a weird but funny manga about aliens that look like demented frog people that are "suppoeively" trying to take over Earth but can't since their plans are strange and can't really work.
buy your copy of Sgt. Frog today!!!
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The Crazy Frog is a fucking annoying ringtone that has somehow managed to be a fucking phenomenon, spawning the adverts that are on so much it's making people want to kill themselves and/or the TV, T-shirts, posters and not one but TWO remix singles! And the worst thing is, not only are these Jamster fucks getting more fucking rich than the police or fire department who actually risk their lives to help others, but people are actually BUYING INTO THIS SHIT! These fucking idiots are parting with their hard-earned cash to fuel this irritating idiotic pile of crap! Both Jamster and anyone who has spent money on anything Crazy Frog related have IQs of 7! Fuck you all for making the world a more annoying place!
"Hey, buddy, check what I got"
*brings out phone and plays Crazy Frog*
"You actually bought that?! WHY?!"
"I dunno... It's funny!"
"IT'S BEEN AROUND FOR MORE THAN HALF A YEAR! HOW THE FUCK CAN IT STILL BE FUNNY?! YOU IDIOT!!! WHY THE FUCK AM I EVEN TALKING TO YOU?!?!?!?!"
*shoots retard then shits in corpse*
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noun, an exceedingly large rain storm, a torrential downpour, greater than simply "raining cats and dogs," a rain event marked by even adept amphibians drowning.
Were you in New Orleans for that frog strangler that hit last year?
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Somebody asking to have their mobile wrenched from their grasp so it can be flung into a deep fat frier.
"I hear the world's most irritating ringtone, and must destroy something immediatly. Preferably the phone it's emanating from. Maybe the owner as well."
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the feeling you get after power-shooting some liquor, about 4 shots in a row oughta do it. Once you hit buzzin frog status you have assumed a new identity.
the Phrase made popular by Leslie Nielsen in Wrongfully Accused.
"You know, I've never seen you
around here, Mr..."
-"Buzzin.
Buzzin Frog.
Born on the shores
of the Euro Larvae River in Rapala.
Couple of husky jerks...
...brought me to Slimy Slug,
South Dakota.
Up there by Timber Doodle?
The Zebco brothers, Smithwick..
...and Salty Dog Shrimp--"
Wheewww!! those shots got me Buzzin' Frog!!
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when the girl gets on top and hops up and down the cock like a frog
real frogs fuck like this: the male frogs just sticks on top of the females back and when the ho drops her eggs he jizzes on it
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Lovable green frog of the Muppets gang; Is also a pretty sick nasty pirate.
Kermit the Frog: Hello evryone!
Jim: That's the raging volcano? He's a frog!
Rizzo: Maybe he get 'hopping mad.' 'Hopping mad!'*laughes*
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