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A vigorous style of masturbation, where the person or persons performing said act tightly grip the head of the penis in both hands and hammers up and down the shaft as if they were flattening a mighty slab or steel.
Joe: Yo bra, did Aaron really get medical choppered out of the Grand Canyon trip?
Greg: Yeah man, he broke his dick doing the Turkish hammer in his tent!!
Joe: Vicious!!
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Extremely drunk. Coined by Daniel Amire.
Last Friday I was MC hammered at the bar.
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The Texas Hold 'em starting hand 7-5 suited.
Although the specific reason why the hand was named for the small Cameron Parish town on LA-27, the name is said to have been initially made popular both at the Lake Charles Isle of Capri poker room and in several homegame circles in Southwest Louisiana and Southeast Texas.
A weaker, speculative hand that is beleived by most to only be profittable in certain situations, such as many players to an unraised pot, and in late position, the Hackberry Hammer will rarely find glory on the felt. Regardless, the novelty value of the ambiguous nickname at least gives some players a second thought when peering down at the 7c5c, 7s5s, 7h7h, or 7d7d.
I snuck in off the big blind with the Hackberry Hammer and managed to boat up when the flop spewed a pleasant 7, 7, 5
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A blunt and useless tool.
Ideal insult for the stupid (and jocks), as they will be shaking their heads and overworking their 2-cell brain to figure out why everyone is laughing at them.
Guy: "Dude, you're a glass hammer"
*onlookers laugh*
Jock: *puzzled expression* "Huh?"
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A penis, cock, dick, schlong, etc.
Her cock pocket gnawed hungrily on his thick clam hammer.
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A small device used in the Mattel game "Don't Break the Ice." It replicates a small hammer that re-tracks back and forth @ 124 revolutions/minute. The purpose of the Rammer Hammer is to knock out the standing blocks that you stack before the game begins (similar to Jenga but the blocks are stacked up as a wall instead of a tower).
The Rammer Hammer can also be used as a sexual device used on a female's clitorous operated by a male counterpart. Most females will not agree on using the Rammer Hammer when presented by a male. In situations where confrontation is sure to occur, males can hide the device and pull it out while performing other forms of oral sex. Make sure the female cannot see her lower body when pulling the device out.
Use the Rammer Hammer to knock out the blocks.
I slipped in with the Rammer Hammer and she was pleasantly surprised!
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Before the sex has begun, the female lays down and spreads her legs wide open. The male then steps back about 15-20 ft and gets a running start before penetration. If desired target is missed, you're not norwegian.
This manuever is typically performed before or after the Canadian Goose.
"The Norwegian Hammer is quite the rush!"
"Jill was never the same after her un-norwegian boyfriend attempted the N-Hammer."
"Your mother enjoys the Norwegian Hammer"
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