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Injury caused by being on your knees and getting bummed too much
“Look at Alex hobbling around “
“Yeah he’s got bummers knee bad”
Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.
guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.
1. the bruises on your knees from giving head.
2. the scraps and bruises on your knees from grinding in the "on top" position
girl: OW! look at my knees! they're bruised as hell.
boy: but weren't those sex knees so worth it?
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when someone (preferbly female) bends their knee forming a crease between the thigh and calf, the penis is then inserted inside this crease. you then hump it rythmycally until a climax is reached
she was too tired for me to fuck her normally so i knee fucked her, damn it was so good
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An overused joke/reference to Skyrim. It goes by: "I used to do/be/have/etc. a <whatever you used to do/be/have/etc>, but then I took an arrow to the knee."
Most of the time, it it completely unrelated and makes you look like an idiot.
1. I used to have a house, but I took an arrow to the knee.
2. I used to write "arrow to the knee jokes", but I took an arrow to the knee.
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Drop the Knee. the refined art form of riding a board. Style, Porwer, Control and at one with the wave. For those who posess the skill.
-not to be confused with Donkey Kong
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