Someone who doesn't go to the gym, a weak dog, captain soy looking motherfucker.
doesn't wanna get missive. hairy legs, small calves
usually wears glasses, his Mrs has his balls in her handbag.
i dont wanna get massive, oh thats such a lachlan thing to say.
Resting bitch face but a dude. Has no spidey-senses. Frequently spills pink milk on himself.
Lachlan is too tough for blankies.
may seem very scary at first but THEIR ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY AND VERY NICE YOU WILL NOT REGRET BEFRIENDING THEM, they may simp alot but you'll get used to it, they also really really like anime and roleplaying
"Lachlan just sent me a message, what do i do?"
"I dont know- their pretty scary"
A complete unfunny guy that no one likes even though his friends keep on adding him to random group chats and care about him even though he's a faggot
Lachlan: We all grow when things get hard
A very annoying scrawny person who pushes people for no reason.
Anyone:*minding business*
Lachlan: *elbows*
EVERYONE: *beats lachlan* *takes his his hat and throws it*