Map of Africa

A term used to describe marks left on the inside of a toilet bowl after a rather large stool has been squeezed out. It differs from 'normal' skid marks as it leaves somewhat of a pattern, rather than just an up-and-down streak, and may sometimes resemble a map of Africa, or any other map for that matter.

Jane: ''Harry, take a look at what someone has left in the toilet.''

Harry: ''Good grief, I've never seen anything like that before.''

Jane: ''It's the biggest map of Africa I've ever seen.''

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the site map

Noun: 1)A crude stick figure drawing of the drawer anally raping the viewer of the picture, usually shown to the "victim" after tricking them into thinking that the drawing is going to be something, preferably something serious or interesting.
2) A Web Comic based upon faux cryptofacist social commentary: http://sitemap.keenspace.com

Verb: The act of giving someone a site map.

He said that my estranged father had finally contacted him about wanting to meet me, but when he gave me the note, it was the fucking site map.

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I'm the Map

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Google Maps

Google Maps never caps.

That's wrong because according to Google Maps his house is here, Google Maps never caps.

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Flee Map

"Flee Map" Essay Organizer. This is a hybrid map that combines the Flow Map with the Tree Map to create a graphic organizer that can be used prior to writing an essay. Students write their thesis statement, topic sentences, and concluding sentence in the corresponding boxes.

Why are you still reading this?

Ex: I'm going to use a flee map to help orginize my essay.

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put it on the map

To make it known or notorious. Introducing it to the world.

Wow. You really put it on the map with that one!

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grease map

Using the pattern of greasy finger prints on a multitouch display, like an iPad, to partly determine an application's UI usage pattern.

"The grease map shows that most of your app's controls are on the left and bottom of the screen, so you probably don't want to display important text there."

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