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Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
John is into virtual mutual masterbation.
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A term from the Cold War: Because the Soviet Union and the US could destroy each other peace was maintained by theis "mutually assured destruction."
We have enough bombs to maintain mutually assured destruction
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Your only insurance agent on speed dial mostly because of people under the age of 10 going to the "shoe store"
Guy 1: Bro i had to call Mors Mutual Insurance again
Guy 2: Let me guess Oppressor?
Guy 1: yeah
Where people kill each other at the same time in 1st person shooters. Very annoying.
FUCKING BIATCH JUST MUTUALLY ASSURED DESTRUCTIOn!
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The term for two people, both post curry, who fart at once.
I heard that! And i've just let one drop as well. Bring the Mutually Assured Destruction!!
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The state of being in which two people both cock block each other into the friend zone even though they are both attracted to and want to be with each other.
They are then relegated to the state of perpetual friend zone with much regret yet they never know what it is that they failed to achieve.
Thus these two attractive people are forced to for ever interact and want yet not connect.
Bob and Anna MAFZ’d each other on Saturday; it was painful to watch. Mutually Assured Friend Zone (MAFZ)for the win.
an up and coming metal band from Mchenry/island lake illinois, i highly suggest that u check them out
MAN: "No Man's Land is one of the best songs by Mutual Suicide Watch"
GUY: "Chyeah!!"
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