The type of people you encounter your whole life: full time whiners. While Mystic players pass most of their time explaining their strengths, Valors and Instincts spend their time showing why Mystic players are as bad as they seem, except for themselves.
Also notably called Blanchies whenever crying about something they didnt like in-game
PERSON A: My gym went down and no one was around, spoofers!
PERSON B: Stop being a Mystic, your gym could have been taken out from another position.
Person A randomnly whines about something
Person B: Aint you being quite a Blanchie...
Sometimes used when referring to a woman's vagina
Did you get any love last night ???
"Yeah ...she gave me a piece of her mystical taco "
The Mystic Mafia is a group of people who think themselves in high standing in Mystic, Connecticut and try to control all town politics from behind secretive closed doors.
You will never get that promotion at work because the Mystic Mafia does not like you.