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a variation of "hit two birds with one stone"
Everyone know what "hit two birds with one stone" means
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Let me see your twig and berries.
Let me see your peacock cock John. I would like to see it.
A garbage bin for shitty jokes
impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus
When you get an unsolicited dick pick. Just look at this peacock fluff his feathers to get a mate.
A fuckboy will fluff his penis and take a picture to send to his "future mate". 9×outta 10 if you do this your seen as a creep. Ask first before you expose yourselves guys. You can't stop from being peacocked unless the peacock stops in you boys... 😂
Ew, that gross guy on facebook peacocked me.
The act of putting multiple sparklers in your anus, lighting them on fire, then running around naked, while a sound that inevitably sounds like a peacock's scream escapes from your lips.
Rob did too much ketamine on 4th of July and performed the flaming peacock at the block party. He now has to move from the neighborhood.
Spoting colorfully dressed cracked out females along the strip.
Bob resorted to peacock hunting, when he left the massage parlor without a happy ending.
The greater the status, the greater the liklihood of norm violation
John is demonstrating following the peacock's law by walking into his office in T-shirt and sandals while all his employees have to be in a suit