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A Harry Potter is when your fucking a chick from behind, and as your about to bust, you shove a stick in their asshole and yell Expecto-Patronum! Then you proceed to snap the stick off in thier ass.
Chick 1: Why'd you break up with him?
Chick 2: He broke a stick off in my ass!
Chick 3: Oh he Harry Potter 'd you...HE'S A KEEPER!
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A hot ass girl. Said in a way that she does not know you are calling her a Jack Pot!
Girl walking down street.
Guy one: "Hey, did you see Jack Potter here today?"
Guy two: "yeah, I just saw jack!"
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Refers to how Harry Potter in the HP book series always gets stuff for no apparent reason and no one understands why.
To achieve something amazing against all odds, and usually undeserved. For instance, if the kid at the bottom of your class wound up valedictorian, he has just pulled a potter.
"That cokehead who just got out of school is running for governor? And winning?!"
"Yeah, that kid totally pulled a Potter."
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The best freaking book and movie series ever. It tells the story of Harry Potter "the boy who lived" and his life at Hogwarts School for Witch Craft and Wizardry. He is also the main threat to the villain Voldemort. As of October 2009 there are 7 books ad 6 movies. The book was written by JK Rowling and the movie stars Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson as Harry, Ron and Hermionie. The series is only criticized and hated by illiterate morons with nothing better to do.
Moron: Yo that Harry Potter is so dumb!!
Intelligent Kid: Have you even read the books?
Moron: No....
Intelligent Kid: Yeah okay then....
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(1.) noun: A novel or series of novels that are an imitation of the Harry Potter fantasy series, especially if the imitation is overly fantastic or frightening to compensate for its low marketability.
(1.) Have you read Amy's book yet? She claims that it is an original fantasy novel, but it's mostly just a Scary Potter.
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A series of books originally aimed at children and young adults that has become steadily more popular before being massacred by Chris Coumbus, Steve Kloves (die) and their team of monkeys.
Long series short; 10 year old orphan Harry discovers he's a wizard with the help of a big (really big) hairy bloke, and soon begins his education at Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Much wackiness ensues, and he finds himself face to face with the baddie who killed his parents.
See also - "Barry Trotter and The Shameless Parody".
For some reason, people always find the need to compare the Potter series to Lord of The Rings. Why? They're too very different series, and besides, Potter is much better.
1: Who is this Harry Potter fellow?
2: Pfft. You retarded Muggle.
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A seven-part series by J.K. Rowling, which documents the eponymous hero's years at the magical (fictional) Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The plot is largely focused on Harry's pursuit of and encounters with Lord Voldemort, the evil sorcerer who murdered Harry's parents and attempted to murder Harry himself.
The series was so popular that the New York Times created a separate bestsellers list for children's books, although many Harry Potter fans consider this an insult to the content and literary maturity of the series.
Six of the seven books in the series have been published:
1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, 1998 ('Philosopher's Stone' in Britain)
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, 1999
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azakaban, 1999
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, 2003
6. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, 2005
I love Harry Potter!
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