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Whilst having sex with your woman, pref doggy style, secretly invite your friends to watch in your closet with a video camera, during intercourse, grab your womans hips and start screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" on that que, your friends burst out of the closet parading around the bed screaming "GIRLFRIEND RODEOOOOO" and try to hold on to that bitch as long as you can.
hey man, you missed jons girlfriend rodeo last night, it was awesome, she ended up falling off her bed and kicking jon in the face knocking him out and then falling through his coffee table, luckily we have the video tape so you can watch it.
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while engaging in anal sex, the man screams a different girls name than the one he is servicing. He then jumps on to her back and sees how long he can hold on.
"Man I tried the blue rodeo again last night, and I held on for five seconds.
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when you stick your dick in your girls ass grab her hair and tell her to do you like her sister did last night she will get pissed and you hold on for the ride
i did an angry rodeo my girl last night bitch went nuts but i stayed on for the whole ride yee haa
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when at a party you tell all of your fraternity brothers that you're going to go have sex with a girl and what time they should go to the room. you keep the door of the room you go to have sex in unlocked and start hookin up. you last as long as you can and when the time comes up when you told your fraternity brothers to come in the room they run in and surround the bed or wherever you're having sex on screeming and shouting RODEO! RODEO! RODEO!
the goal of the shouting is to see how long you can last before she bucks you off...
if you last 8 seconds or longer you're a pro at the frat rodeo!
frat boy1: dude i'm gonna go do this chick, rodeo in like 10 minutes!
frat boy2: aight man i'll round up the boys...
10 minutes later
whole fraternity: RODEO! RODEO! RODEO!
girl: ahhhhhhh
frat boy1: (starts counting aloud) 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 hells yes!
girl: grabs clothes and takes off
whole fraternity to frat boy1: mad props dude, fuckin sweet rodeo, you rode it like a champ, dude thats total definition frat rodeo!
(HIGH FIVES ALL AROUND)
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Rodeo sex is the best sex game you can play. However, you can only play it once with each partner...
Rodeo sex involves entering a girl doggy-style and reaching around and taking hold of her breasts. Once you are inside her, learn forward and whisper into her ear "I love you, Nichola". Or any other name that ISN'T hers.
The fun of the game then comes from seeing how long you can hold on (and stay in) while she bucks and kicks to try to get you off/out.
It's the most fun sex in the world!
It's even more fun if you happen to have a cowboy hat to hand, but props are always tricky to come by.
"I love you, Nichola."
"What the f*ck?! Who's Nichola?! You motherf*cker! I'm going to f*cking kill you!"
"WOOOOOOoooOOOooOOOoOOOooOOOooOOO!! I love Rodeo Sex!"
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The moment when entering your partner in the postion "doggie style", one informs the person who has just been entered that you have aids. The aim of the game is to remain inside the partner as long as possible from that moment on. PS: this works best on one night stands.
From the moment I told her, the aids rodeo started and I managed to stay inside Judy for a hole 50 seconds! Afterwards, her room was totally trashed by the way...
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While in the doggy style position, the man reaches around his partner and proceeds to pinch her nipples as hard as humanly possible. She will squirm and if penetration can be maintained for 8 seconds, it is considered a good ride.
I held on for 6 seconds last night during home rodeo.
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