When a man shaves his and his partner's pubic hair, glues it to his penis and has sex with the now hairy penis.
Bob tried to do a Dirty Crumple Sasquatch with his girlfriend last night. They aren't together now.
Sasquatch: Totally "Sasquatch" meaning "cool" or better than "cool"
..Saying "cool" is un-Saquatch of you...
" you spilled my drink buddy .. Way un-Sasquatch"
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One who is a total douche bag, tool, or asshole. It can also be used as a term with your friends to piss one off.
Richard: "You're a total sasquatch boner sucking face!"
Jamal: "You're a dick" *starts crying*
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when a person is seen on the street that is so fat people assume that all fat people must go to the same school
megan was about 170 lbs at the tender age of 13, she must have been attending the sasquatch school of beast masters
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When you're on a hike and stop to drain your main vain at the public porta-potty and get a wild hankerin' to spooge, so you MacGyver a flesh-light using your water bottle and collapsible silicone dog bowl. Later you stop at Taco Bell for a chalupa and Baja Blast that you put in your water bottle to make a Jizz Slurpee a Jizzlurpee.
Calvin loves hiking and sharing his Oregon Sasquatch Porta Potty Slurpee with all his friends.
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Steezin' Clothing.
myspace.com/sasquatchskierappco
Is that Sasquatch Apparel?
Most definitely is Sasquatch Apparel.
Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy
Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night
Bro 2: what about me broseph
Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit