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when someone is secretly trying to get you fired and/or ruin your life
I've had a secret adfirer at every job I've ever had, and it's ALWAYS a woman!
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When someone extremely small and scrawny has an enormous penis, or generally when someone has a much larger penis than expected.
Aaron never had much luck with the ladies. He was short (only about 5"3) and very skinny. One day the girls at his university dorm caught a glimpse of his secret pork. He got an STD within a week.
A person who is a hoe, but does it to the point that no one knows.
Aye yo Samantha a secret hoe.
Are you sure? She don't be doing anything.
The wad of plain clothing hidden in your closet that is only worn on Sundays when doing laundry because all your other clothes are dirty.
My friend came over on laundry day, and he caught me in my secret clothes. How embarassing!
The Act Of Finishing Inside Your Girl Before She Tells You She's On Her Period Creating "The Secret Sauce"
A Savage Guy- Ay Bruh, Emily Was On Her Period Last Night.
Friend- Damn Sorry To Hear That .
A Savage Guy- Yeah I Know Dude, When I Pulled Out After I Finished The Secret Sauce Was Everywhere!
When someone makes a comment or does an action that doesn't seem to be mean, but upon further thought is hurtful or disrespectful.
Girl 1: I really want a puppy. I want something to play with
Girl 2: Why dont you get a boyfriend insted.
Girl 1: Girl you know I cant keep a boyfriend... hmm did you just secret stab me?
Secret wank stains sometimes found in absurd locations.
If one can collect enough stains it is said he or she will be rewarded in buckets of gold and a man's weight of sapphire.
Secret stains are as perhaps assumed quite secretive, and most visible during early daylight. If one is to confirm something is indeed a stain of the sort one has to smell to recognize the unique tuna signature of the wank stain.
I was lurking about in Teena's flat when, through carefull investigation and sniffing, I found several secret stains.