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When two men are engaged in a heated argument and it is clear no resolution will be made, one male will say "size up", prompting both participants to expose their penises. The one with the larger penis wins the argument by default simply because his penis is larger. No exceptions.
Male 1: "Dude, you're a fucking dumbass, McDonalds is definitely better than Wendy's."
Male 2: "Um, are you fucking kidding me, Wendy's is 10 times better."
Male 1: "Size up"
Male 2: Alright, fine, McDonald's is better.
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Referring to anything of ridiculously large size or proportion. ( i.e. genitial in most adult films )
"That 64oz Big Gulp is huge, but the 96oz is porn-sized"
"Have you seen Buck's hog? It's porn-sized!"
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The size of a girl's lady parts, the letter coded sizes have different meanings:
A - Awkward
B - Basic
C - Comfortable
D - Decent
DD - Delightfully Decent (Damn)
E - Enourmous
F - Fake
G - Gasp
Girl 1: Hey Tracy, I've always been wondering, what's your bra size?
Girl 2: I'm a size C but I don't really mind, I guess I'm comfortable with it..
Girl 1: At least you're not a size B like me, my boobs are pretty basic boobs i suppose, I wish they were bigger.. O_o
Girl 2: I know what you mean, I wish I could be a size D, that's pretty decent if you ask me:)
Girl 1: Haha, look on the bright side, at least you're not an A..That would be so awkward to live with haha..
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A way to indirectly ask a male the size of thier penis.
John: Hey, Tim, what's your shoe size?
Max: 10 1/2. Why?
John: Oh.. no reason.... >_>
Max is really saying his penis is 10 1/2 inches
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The best way to describe your cock if it's below average and you must divulge the information in an honest way. A favorite with fun sized girls.
So how big is your cack? Fun size baby, once you pop you can't stop.
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Some thing that is very large.
That mountain is cock size.
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Basketball term usually used to gauge one defenders ability
“What’s he doing with the ball”
He’s sizing up seeing how he reacts
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