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sloth disease

Very Rare disease carried most often by Jessikas. Very powerful sleeping disease where the victim sleeps 20 out of 24 possible hours. The other 4 hours are spent watching movies or spending time on their phone as to not use energy.

After waking up from a 3 hour nap exhausted, Jessika realized that she had sloth disease.

by Untamed1560 March 28, 2016


Baby Sloth

Verb: To fall backwards or off of something with an adorable squeal or cry.

The phrase started with the sloth meme featured in the Buzzfeed article titled: "This Baby Sloth Will Remind You To Never Give Up," originally published on September 9, 2015.

Careful, if you surprise Liz with that puppy. She'll baby sloth right off her chair.

by AJ Khan June 29, 2017


Snitcher Sloth

One who is a slow as fuck worker and snitches on coworkers for no given reason just to do so.

Man, She sure is a Snitcher Sloth , always working slow and snitching.

by Ijax uswallow May 19, 2015


Ring sloth

is a male or female ice ringette fan whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself.

Catthew has become a ring sloth

by Ggdio November 9, 2019


Jackie ( The sloth )

Jackie Leigh is know to be a sloth. Tbh she looks like one but it is what it is. Legend says she photoshops her photos and I think it’s true.

kid : mommy! Mommy! It’s Jackie Leigh the sloth
Mom : yes son your right. You should stay away

It’s true! It’s Jackie ( The sloth )

by Cassandrabicch December 4, 2019


Sloth riot

The proper term for a group of pandas masturbating angrily.

The class trip to the zoo was ruined by the sloth riot occurring in the panda enclosure.

by Woody Harrelson's Scrotum April 17, 2016


sloth grab

When someone grabs an object at an ultra slow pace to the point where its akward.

Did you see how long it took Anna to reach for her seatbelt this morning?

Yea, that sloth grab was very akward.

by fraxinus6356 November 20, 2012