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The act of dying ones pubic hair blue and then bragging about it.
Also see map o' Tassie
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Term used to define short males who have little to no luck with any situations involving females.
person 1"man jeremy can't get any girls"
person 2"oh that little smurf?"
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when your balls get stuck to your leg
when you get up after sitting with your legs together and u feel your balls stuck to your leg
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when a man gets his penis out a whacks a woman around the face also known as "turkish hammer"
"yep i smurfed that whore and then she sucked my cock"
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When a man covers his penis in blue food coloring, and has sex with a woman, causing her to slowly turn blue from the inside out. The man will often exclaim after ejaculation, "You just got Smurfed!" and immediately run out of the room, never to be seen again.
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The Act Of Sucking someones penis so much that it begins to turn blue
Oh yeah sarah was smurfing me all night.
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The smurfs are Coloma convent girls school because of their blue ugly uniform
“Have you noticed how blue the Coloma girls uniforms are ?”
“Yeah they look like The smurfs”
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