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deep sockets = deep POCKETS

What you realize must be da case if someone owns both a standard set of ratchet-wrenches and a collection of elongated ones, as well.

Many assorted tools are often available for mere pennies on da dollar at yard sales and online marketplace sites, and so da "deep sockets = deep POCKETS" assumption is not necessarily true each and every time... before you start feeling envious of someone's exTENsive --- and therefore seemingly exPENsive --- array of lengthy tubular six-and-twelve-pointers, look them over carefully to see wheter they are either particularly new-looking or even all of da same brand. If not, then realize dat these collections may merely be da "cream of da crop" from random groupings of tools in jumbled chests and toolboxes dat their present owner had obtained on da cheap from here and there, and then had merely sifted out da best specimens and carefully arranged them into those neatly-sorted sets.

by QuacksO February 3, 2024


hill billy hot socket

When one takes a steaming shit in a sock, and hits someone in the face.

Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your nose?
Guy 2: I was hit with a hill billy hot socket

by ojp-nutrapper January 17, 2016


dookie socket

Another name for the anus.

“Pick one: the cooter or the dookie socket. I’ve got my options like my QB’s running out the pocket.”

by nateluvv October 14, 2020


Throb Socket

An excited vagina

My wife was so turned she couldn't wait for me to put my pork sword into her Throb Socket

by J. Adams 1893 March 2, 2024


Socket rocket

Finger blasting with a electric cord

John: I socket rocketed myself last time

Tom: your gay

by Cumcoconigger May 2, 2021


crotch socket

Disgusting, Greasy, unwanted person

Dave: I slept with your sister last night

Liz: that’s why you are a dirty crotch socket

by Crotch socket liz September 10, 2020


Ball socket

The socket you pop your balls in when you’re bored

Jake: I can’t stop popping my balls in my ball socket
Dan: same
(Subtle popping noises)

by JizzPool July 21, 2021