urinal stalker

some one who doesnt keep to the man bathroom labels

bob is taking a piss

chris walks in and picks the urinal next to bobs out of the five unused urinals and starts a conversation.

chris is a typical urinal stalker

Rug Stalker

Adj. A word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him

J: I was buying some watermelons the other day when I happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

Q: He was chatting to a lesbian?

J: Exactly!

noob stalker

1. A weido / extremely uncool person who consistantly likes and comments on all or majority of your facebook photos or posts when you clearly don't want them to.

Hot Chick:
O.M.G! Today I went to the mall with my BBF, and we bought supppppperrrr cute matching shirts! Be jealous!

xXhardcoremathnerdxX likes this

xXhardcoremathnerdxX:
bring me with you next time ladiess.<33 XOXOXOX

Hot Chick: ugh omg he's such a noob stalker, gtfo!

Band Stalker

1. A non-band kid that really wants to be in band but cannot play an instrument.

2. Hangs around the band room with the band kids.

3. Believes they're good buddies with the band director, but in reality, the band director doesn't know him.

4. Shows up to band performances uninvited.

5. Tries to sit with the band at football games, but ends up getting kicked out by the band kids themselves.

Band geek 1: Dude, who invited HIM to our competition?

Band geek 2: I don't know, but he's such a band stalker.

Siamese Stalker

The same as a stalker, only they make it more obvious and just follow you around. Comparable to a Siamese twin, but not physically connected.

Logan must really like you, 'cause he's acting like a Siamese Stalker!

self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

grade stalker

Someone who is constantly checking their academic grades, looking at them over and over.

Guy: What're you doing?

Nerd: Checking my grades.

Guy: That's like the 10th time today, you're such a grade stalker.