Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.

My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.

Mother Trucker

"Mothertrucker - a guy that trucks your mother" -CGAcclamator on a leauge of legends stream

mother trucker is a guy that trucks your mother, when you move he will truck your mother to the new house

German Trucker

The German trucker is where you yank a truckers balls like a semi air-horn string.

Oh man i preformed that german trucker move last night.

trucker hat

an object worn upon ones head, having a mesh netted backing and foam front, often worn by emo and/or indie kids as some sort of tasteless fashion statement.

see also: "von dutch", "john deere" or "ashton kutcher" for further clarification.

"does my trucker hat go with this argyle sweater vest, windbreaker, and red chucks?"

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trucker boi

when someone does something really stupid or says something really stupid, without cursing replace f with tr, fucker to trucker. Inspired by the vine Mother Truckef Dude.

Amy: “I forgot my phone at home”
We: “You fkn trucker boi”

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trucker ass

When your ass/inner thighs are raw from sweat and movement similar to vigourously applying sandpaper to your ass crack/inner thighs very very painful

I've been pushing this lawnmower all day it feels like I have a case of trucker ass

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trucker-speak

A set of terms that everyday truck drivers use and are also stereotyped to be used by truck drivers.

Some well-known trucker terms:

Evel Knievel: A motorcycle cop.

City Kitty: A local city cop, same thing as a local yokel.

Local Yokel: A local city cop, the same as a city kitty.

County Mounty (also spelled County Mountie): A county sheriff or sheriff's deputy.

Smokey Bear (or just Bear): A state trooper or highway patrol officer.

Truck Driver: "I was drivin' down the road and on my way to the truckstop I saw six Evel Knievels, five City Kitties, five Local Yokels, three County Mounties, and two Smokey Bears."
Me: "That's a lot of trucker-speak you're using to mean police officers and sheriff deputies and stuff."

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