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A place that is ghetto for the rich cities in Ventura county, but nice compared to the San Fernando valley. There is two movie theaters, 4 mcdonald's, 2 burger kings, more pizza places and parks than you can count, a mall, and almost nothing to do after 7pm. It is full of cops who pull you over if your car is dirty because they have nothing better to do, and everybody is a friend with at least one pothead. It is full of plastic people who never leave even though they complain about how boring it is and those who leave almost always come back.
"What can we do tonight in Simi Valley?"
"Nothing. Let's go to the Valley."
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A place in NorCal where everyone has a soft Irish accent and gives gentle shoulder punches upon greeting.
Portola Valley *punch* *punch*
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A city in King County, Washington. It's name was originally Vine Maple Valley, but the "vine" was taken off because it was too long. The city's school district is called Tahoma (coming from TAylor Creek, HObart, and MAple Valley).
I Live in Maple Valley.
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A neighborhood in San Francisco bounded roughly by Dolores St. on the east, Diamond Heights Blvd./Market St. on the west, 21st St. on the north, and 30th St. on the south. Lots of shops and restaurants, but not a big nightlife spot since everyone - OK, maybe not everyone, just about 98% of people - have a couple of young kids and a dog. A very yuppie place where people from the Marina neighborhood move to settle down, usually moving on to Marin County when their kids start school. When in Noe Valley, be sure to watch out for the legions of double-wide strollers that will run you over if you're not careful. Pretty much the polar opposite of The Brook in Harrisburg, PA.
Brad: "Well, we're finally moving into our new place in SF! I can't say I love Noe Valley, but at least we're close to some good bars and stuff. I'm at least glad we're still pretty young and not like those boring old yuppies with two kids and a dog."
Jen: "I know, this is great! Here, try this organic, sustainable white truffle sheep's milk barrel aged frozen yogurt."
Brad: "Where'd you get that?"
Jen: "At the farmer's market."
Brad: "Since when do you go to those?"
Jen: "Oh, I just stopped by after my yoga class this morning."
Brad: "Yoga?"
Jen: "Yeah, I just signed up. The fro-yo is yummy, but I wish it were vegan."
Brad: "Ew, vegan, really?"
Jen: "Yeah, we should probably stop eating animal products. Or at least make sure each animal gets at least 100 square feet, eats food prepared by a well-trained chef, and has a personal masseuse."
Brad: "What? Where did this come from? Who are you?"
Jen: "I'm pregnant."
Brad: "Pfft! Seriously?"
Jen: "It's twins. A boy and a girl. I'm thinking we should name them Bentley and Addison."
Brad: "You're kidding, right? Those are names?"
Jen: "Here, check out this stroller site. This double-wide is made by a small local artisan and is only $600."
Brad: "SIX HUNDRED?"
Dog: "Woof!"
Brad: "WTF?"
Jen: "Oh, this is Mr. Woofingtons, the Welsh corgi I just adopted."
Brad: "Mr. Woofingtons?"
Jen: "So, yeah, I'm so excited to live here too! I love this neighborhood!"
Brad: "WHY, NOE VALLEY, WHY???"
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The most over looked city in Orange County. Most people who live in The OC haven't heard of it. For those who don't know, it is between Huntington Beach, Westminister, and Santa Ana. It is home to about 2 Starbucks cafes and 20 7-11's.
Fountain Valley is so small and lame that the town motto is: A nice place to live.
Yep, stolen straight outta Back to the Future.
Person 1: I live in Fountain Valley.
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: In Orange County.
Person 2: Oh SWEET! You must be like, RICH!
Person 1: No. *punches Person 2*
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its the hood. we all know it. hate it or love it. valley is what it is. its close to the city, NJ (gas) lol the mall is the bigest one on the east coast. yea it can get boring, but smoke ah L n you good my G. or go to the city. its a quick drive. find something to do there. use the location to your advantage B. mini mart is where it was at back in the day, main st. chylln at the park. chill on the hill, which is also called uptop if you didnt know. thats where shit pops off and people just chyll out, smoke drink w.e. we was always fuckn with the cops n shit. maybe we fucked with them too hard cuz almost everyone i know is locked up now. Our local jail is RCJ....Rockland County Jail. But most peoples crimes gets them sent upstate to prison. (fishkill, wash{washington}, greene, downstate, upstate, ulster, eastern, and many other places. buh yea thats valley.
and these are some stats i copy n pasted....
Population in July 2008: 26,291. Population change since 2000: +3.2%
10,921 residents are foreign born (30.9% Latin America, 6.2% Asia, 5.1% Europe).
This village: *********** 42.9%
New York: ***** 20.4%
Land area: 2.10 square miles. Population density: 12,516 people per square mile (very high).
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley
High school or higher: 70.1%
Bachelor's degree or higher: 19.9%
Graduate or professional degree: 6.1%
Unemployed: 7.1%
Mean travel time to work: 27.4 minutes
For population 25 years and over in Spring Valley village
Never married: 37.2%
Now married: 47.5%
Separated: 3.8%
Widowed: 5.1%
Divorced: 6.4%
Races in Spring Valley:
Black (44.0%)
White Non-Hispanic (30.9%)
Hispanic (15.4%)
Two or more races (6.3%)
Other race (5.3%)
Asian Indian (2.7%)
Filipino (1.3%)
American Indian (0.8%)
Other Asian (0.7%)
(Total can be greater than 100% because Hispanics could be counted in other races)
2008 cost of living index in Spring Valley: 145.4 (very high, U.S. average is 100)
© 2009 Onboard Informatics. Information is deemed reliable but not guaranteed
A: where are you from?
B: spring valley
A: ohhhhh......well i gotta go now....bye
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My favourite pro skater.
Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.
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