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When someone does something that gloriously confirms or exhibits a stereotype of someone who is white or otherwise very pale.
You see Joe in those pleated khakis? That's some white people shit.
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Some dumbass shit that only white people would do.
Climb mountains, horse back riding, the economy, KKK, incest, hockey, Family Guy, Republicans, bear hunting, hunting in general, pick up trucks, white jesus, rock music, country music, wale hunting, baked chicken, the show jackass, beer games, bro rape, are all examples of w.p.s. (white people shit).
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Whenever someone (of any race) is being evil, mean, and/or ignorant.
Amy makes fun of John for being intellectual disabled.
Janis says to Amy, "Amy, stop white people-ing".
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It's just a swimming pool, full of white people - during a hot summer day. Also, no quite sure of the cleanness of the water.
Bro 1: "Hey dude, it's hot AF, wanna go to the pool?"
Bro 2: "I don't know man, that water looks like white people broth"
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Literally just a phrase to designate Racist White People from the rest of us.
Trying to give White Allies something to use since Racist doesn't seem to get the point across.
I am White People, but I'm glad I'm not Idiot White People.
I might do White People things, but I am not Idiot White People
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Also known as WPTD, when a white person consistently attempts to be on time, but always ends up running 15-45 minutes late, thereby actually running on black people time.
Tracy told me she'll be here in an hour and a half, but ended up calling me two hours later to tell me she was almost here, she definitely has white people time delusion. Many CEO's, performers and millionaires run on this time. Also known as Rock Star Time.
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The White People Time Delusion is a common condition among white people. Some will say that they will start running on Black People Time, but this is not correct.
Usually under this affliction, white people will arrive at WHATEVER THE FUCK time they want, even if the time they are to arrive on is very important. For example, a graduation, funeral, party, their own fucking funeral, you name it.
Also, white people will commonly be angry at YOU for being mad at them for arriving at whatever fucking time they please.
To note: No. They are never just "five minutes away." That is part of the delusion.
"It's 3:30... Mom just got here. She has to have the White People Time Delusion. She was supposed to be here at noon."
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"Yesterday."