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When a girl gets fucked so violently that it rips her from the inside out and she has to have surgery. Therefore she is left with a nasty scar that runs up her stomach and closely resembles a zipper.
Damn yo! He fucked her so hard that bitch got a permanent dick zipper.
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When your zipper sucks in the material below making it impossible to zip or unzip.
My favorite pants got zipper suck while standing at the urinal. I will have to spend the day with my fly down.
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A Zipper-Head is one who still believes that the earth in the center of the Universe and that Humans never evolved as Science has proven.
Zipper-Heads are everwhere and they may not even realize they are one, but they are...and shall ever be one until E.T. takes a cosmic shit on there freshly manicured lawn.
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When seeing a hot girl or thinking about one gives you an erection. Used jokingly to exaggerate the size of one's penis.
"Great, thinking about you in a swimsuit just made me break my zipper."
Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that chick?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude! I just broke a zipper!"
A mythical boner so intense, it destroys zippers.
Dude: "Check out Jenna, she is smokin' hot"
Other Dude: "Oh my god.."
Jenna: "Heyy, cutie" *winks at other dude*
Other Dude: "Bro, get back, I broke my zipper."
A zipper that is so far down, it seems to go up only to the seventh tooth, either due to it being broken or simple because it is down.
How do you fix an unwanted seven strung zipper?
(noun) The Fly of your pants or shorts.
Linda: "Jim, can I have your wallet?"
Jim: "Yeah, it's in my middle pocket with the zipper."
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