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The act of abusing the well-known and "automatically accepted" concept of identity theft (whereby a nameless criminal commits a crime and makes it appear that an innocent person did it) by falsely mentioning it to hopefully avert suspicion of criminal involvement --- the accused person does indeed commit one or more crimes himself, but then when questioned by authorities, the culprit claims to merely be an innocent ID-theft victim, and that somebody else must have committed the crimes in his name.
John claims that while he was golfing with his buddies, someone snuck into his car and used his laptop to send smutty e-mail messages. But I know what an "in the gutter" mindset he has, so I suspect that he's just hiding behind reverse identity theft.
An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."
Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!
When the provider of a service uses the money customers pay to support the service to fund unrelated expenses.
Planet Fitness commits service theft when instead of using black card member fees to properly maintain tanning beds they use it to fund a program that allows children to overcrowd the gym free of charge during peak hours.
a ritual
only happens in the early hours of the morning
usually under the influence of drugs
sometimes yeild can be up to 10 or more bottles if search is thorough.
treking may be needed if local stock is low
operation milk theft is in full swing tonight boys!
legalise milk theft
When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.
- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022
“Im going to do laundry”
“Hey can you do some laundry?”
“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”
Someone who steals another person’s girlfriend or boyfriend because they could find one themselves.
Dude, I wouldn’t go to this school with your girlfriend.
Why? People will make you a victim of relationship theft because they have been single for a long time