third platoon

Simply put we are the ultimate fighting force in the world. We're all about taking names and kicking ass. Our leaders are just that, leaders. When we fuck bitches we laugh when they cry from getting ass fucked. We piss excellence. Some of our achievments are, spinkickabortion.com, Saber challenge all time winners, 4 men in the platoon have made their lady's get an abortion, and we have a clinically retarded member. (timothy bies)

Jesus to God: why did you name me jesus?

God:

well because i couldnt think of anythin better

Jesus:

i think the name third platoon is a good name

God

Well god damnit your right

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Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

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Plead the third

To plead against having soldiers come live in your home... very reasonable

I plead the third, your honor.

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Third Lung

The act of putting a deflated balloon into another person's anus and then inhaling and exhaling into it. The balloon will inflate and deflate, like a lung.

My girlfriend had a hard time sitting after I gave her a third lung.

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Fifth Third

(fif-thurd). Formerly known as "head ache". New term for the pounding sensation felt in the frontal lobe of a person's brain while dealing with the "banksters" at Fifth-Third.

I can't effin believe the banksters at Fifth-Third. They charge *3 TIMES* the going rate for POS devices that are subject to FAILURE by power brown out even when said p.o.s. devices are on a high quality surge protector. And then they refuse to warranty the devices even for one second. All that bailout money and yet they still go all usury on a guy for equipment costs. Wow, just dealing with the prix has given me a POUNDING Fifth Third.

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Third Street

being stoned, blitzed, baked, irie, high...

Yo let's go to Third Street.

Dude, I'm so far down third street.

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henry the third

Rhyming slang for turd

My bowls are going to explode-I need to drop a henry the third

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