God of thunder, a large man with red beard and eyes of lightning.
A protector of gods and humans against the forces of evil.
During a thunderstorm, thor rode on a chariot through the heavens ☁️
Lightning flashes whenever he throws his hammer.
Thor
Thor - the man who loves to be slutty and dress up in anime clothes for his man.
He is such a Thor - look at him hammering that dick with his ass
He is such a thor - look how he hammers that dick
The fat ass who is unhappy that his mom died. And so he goes home and plays Fortnite like a virgin
Me: Your such a Thor
Friend: Just because I play Fortnite doesn't mean I'm Thor
Someone who is named Thor is a goat usually.
"Wow Thor is such a goat"- The hoes
That one guy in Avengers with that hammer thing.
Thor is a fucking god... Literally
A man who can bench more than anybody on the earth
All muscle no brain
Thor: I can bench more than you
A fat bastard who plays fortnite all day. Doesn't get a job and would probably kill his brother for money