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I will make you take back what you just said
Warrior: Mages are so bad in battle they would just hinder progress.
Mage: I'll make you eat those words.
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can i have yo number?
slick and cool ..
guaranteed to get you a hair slap as those girls walk away so fast!
so, uh, i was wondering ... can i get those seven digits?
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Common phrase in use today!! Its pretty self explanitory,but when it comes down to it.........Youve got this girl that you find so attractive that you can barely contain yousrelf! And when it comes to inspecting that body of hers all you REALLY want to inspect is that AMAZING turd cutter that God granted her with!! Its at this point that youve been so turned on that you ask this beautiful,fuckin sexy,amzing girl to turn around with her back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so you can see that beautiful brown eye in ALL OF ITS GLORY!!
All Ive been thinking about this whole time weve been 69ing is how after this,all I want you to do is turn your back to the mirror and SPREAD THOSE BIG,BEAUTIFUL BUTT-CHEEKS so I can see that BEAUTIFUL knothole youve been givin!!
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A general question asking someone if they are packing more than the common length of a bugle.
Hey Brad, are those bugle boy jeans you're wearing? Rawr!?!
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How to defeat no u and the uno reverse card
person 1:"no u"
person 2:"I'll make you eat those words!"
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Level 100 lips on a scale of 1. Must be soft, supple, and belong to girls of HIGH caliber.
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The feeling that one has when they see something so attractive that it takes courage to look directly upon or in to, knowing that once you do, you won't escape... yet you won't have a problem with that.
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