Third Trimester Threesome

Having sex with a woman in her third trimester, and thinking the baby touched your dick with its hand and or mouth.

I was railing my pregnant wife when I had to pull out cause I thought I was apart of a Third Trimester Threesome.

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San Jose Threesome

Although this sounds like a sexual reference, the San Jose Threesome actually refers to the hockey line of Dany Heatley, Joe Thornton and Patrick Marleau of the San Jose Sharks. This line is a member of the 2010 Olympics for Team Canada.

The San Jose Threesome is now on the ice for Canada.

Once again we see the chemistry from the San Jose Threesome.

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Bringing a Knife to a Threesome

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

East Texas Threesome

Where 2 participants in a threesome are related.

I accidentally participated in an East Texas Threesome and now my Uncle wants to murder me.

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southern style threesome

When you have a threesome and two of the three are related.(one guy fucks two cousins, a brother and a sister fuck a friend, mom and son fuck friend, ect)

Hey man how'd y'all go last night?
It was great we had a southrn style 3sum
Nice brotha who wer they?
It was me my ma and this girl I met.
Incest is best brotha.
God bless Texas

I just had a southern style threesome with two girls.... They were both cousins

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red neck threesome

The act of having intercourse with a woman more than six months pregnant.

Stipulations:
1)The unborn child must be of relation to you or a close acquaintance.

2)The unborn child can not be your child.

Hey ma, just had a red neck threesome with uncle Mike's wife.

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9/11 threesome

When twins go down on you.

Dude, I had a 9/11 Threesome last night and it blew my mind.

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