Catching Tickets

You like drama and want to argue or you want to be entertained by instigating another person.

John: BLM is not a justified movement

Tommy: That's cap
John: nah youre just Catching Tickets

Or

Terry told me I have a lumpy butt and nobody will love me but I think she is just Catching Tickets.

silicon ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse to stay late at work.

"Finally got a silicon ticket from the missus - time to get my hustle on!"

A Golden Ticket

When you take a shit and discover that you do not have to wipe. Pretty much the best feeling ever especially when there is no paper.

Dude I was out of toilet paper but I had a golden ticket so I got out lucky.

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dream ticket

an ideal relationship

Forget Obama/Clinton, my dream ticket is Pitt/Jolie.

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ticket vodka

1. The brand of vodka you are allowed to drink with a "drink ticket" given at the door, also called "well vodka".

2. The brands of cheap vodka that serve as a one-way ticket to a very nasty hangover.

Ginger: Dude, how was the company Christmas party?

Red: Ugh... I had way too much ticket vodka.

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ticket ripper

Someone who's a little off but you cant really put your finger on it. Like the people who rip tickets at movie theaters.

The act of getting stupid drunk and doing dumb things.

Chadd told me to make sure I spell his name with 2 ds. What a ticket ripper.

Oh god I was so drunk last night and such an idiot, I'm such a ticket ripper.

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extra ticket

A large amount of semen

I want to give her an extra ticket!

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