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Yet another overpatriotic asshole who's just cashing in on 9/11 like the rest of the country music industry
Courtesy of the Red White and Blue
American Soldier
What is this shit? Listen to real music
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Toby Keith is a country music star. He is very famous. He is also an idiot. Like most xenophobic red neck assholes he is cashing in on the horrible tragedies currently involving the United States of America and militant and radical Islam. If Toby really felt the way in which he sings he would not cash in on the death of American soldiers in Iraq. If Toby was really pro-American Soldier he would be advocating their return.
Child: Mother, I love Toby Keith!
Mother: Blasphemy! Why do you say that?
Child: Because he is willing to die defending the good ol' US of A.
Mother: Really? Then why isn't he in Iraq right now "defending" our rights instead of cashing in on American idiots?
Child:...
Mother: Exactly you dipshit
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A man who drives a cool bread truck and loves golf. He can often be found trying to get food out of his teeth at family functions. He hates hip hop.
Yo that guy has a cool bread truck.
Yeah well he never listens to hip hop.
Haha yeah man that's a total uncle keith move.
Or
Holy heck I got stuff in my teeth let me clean it while we chat.
Omg you're such an uncle keith.
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Fastest taco-maker in the west. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive; Keith Dill is all that is Man.
From the humble age of 6 hours old, He knew His calling. Internet flaming, life-long career at Taco Bell, picking up the chicks; Keith Dill has been idolized and worshiped by those who knew Him personally, and all others alike.
Standing seven foot sixteen inches (think about it) tall, He towers over all. Weighing over 1400 pounds, He shook the Earth with each massive step. People cower at the very mention of His name.
"Keith Dill."
"-cower-"
"That's Keith Dill, alright."
"I love Keith Dill."
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Scuba Keith is alot cooler and gets alot more women than Scuba Austin
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American conservative, known for his views on the arming of teachers. Formally known as Keith R. Swank, he was ridiculed by UK Twitter for his name. The term "Keith Arsewank" was born on the 27th March 2023, after he posted a tweet saying "TEACHERS. SHOULD. BE. ARMED.", which quickly went viral on UK Twitter, leading to the ridicule.
Keith Arsewank Day is now celebrated on the 27th March 2023, the day he posted his now-infamous tweet.
A local, legendary live show, hosted by the legendary Keith, and his faithful sidekick Grinder (the Grinder) The show includes audience discussion about topics such as movies, TV, Family Guy, old movies, Family Guy episodes, golf, and more often than not, B-movies and Family Guy references. Occasionally a South Park line of discussion will sneak in. Always involves food, and drinking. And sometimes MORE drinking...
We went over to Tracy's roof top deck last night for this weeks episode of Keith and the Grinder. It was an especially good episode, full of fun, laughter, steak, and blue cheese grits. Keith made great Mai Tai cocktails for everyone, and the Grinder was spot on with his witty contributions...