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Fisting, while the recipient is on her period.
Joe: GAH! I'm so horny.
Amy: I'm on.
Joe: Shit. I think I might try punching the butcher...
Amy: Punch my butcher. Punch the hell out of him.
Joe: *dons latex gloves*
1. A small collection of feacal matter attatched to the anal web of a meat chopper.
2. A term used to describe a certain quantity of meat.
She was as skinny as fuck, I kid you not lads, she was practically dead. I've seen more meat on a butchers winnet.
11; as opposed to a Baker's Dozen, 13
There couldn't have been more than a butcher's dozen in the bag.
An insult towards Someone who can't seem to stop causing beef, wherever they go, drama seems to follow them. It's usually for attention but it never really turns out in their favor.
Girl 1: Why does everyone always have beef with Kady? She always seems to have something going on!
Girl 2: She's a little butcher, can't keep her nose out of everyone's business
Boy 1: Danielle's mugged me off again, I can't take another fucking minute with her
Boy 2: Why are you even still seeing her? She's a butcher mate, better off without her if you ask me
Girl 1: You're definitely linking Daniel, tell me about him.
Girl 2: I don't know, he's fit, but seems like a bit of a butcher so i'm just gonna back off a bit.
Girl 1: Fair enough.
HAS WAY BETTER FUCKING MEAT THAN SUPERMARKETS, FUCK SHITBURY'S AND PISSCO'S MEAT. It is also known as a Cowdery.
Person1: I'm gonna pop to the tesco's down the street for some sausages.
Person2: Are you taking the piss? Go to the fucking Butchers mate.
Person1: It's a bloody 10 minutes drive for some sausages? Piss off mate.
Person3: Trust him, he is right.
Person1: Oh fine..
*Dinner time*
Person1: You two were fucking right, changed my shitting life. Finally not spending £2.50 for some shitty
Richmond's sausages.