someone who is so stupid you start to wonder if their brain is full of oatmeal
person 1-Maybeinsert conspiracy theory actually is true
person 2-no that's just stupid
person 1-omg what do you know?!
person 2-fucking Oatmeal people...
I hate to be the one to ask, but what the fuck is oatmeal?
The ejaculation of semen into a black woman's rectum, and sucking it out. Resulting in a nice white oatmeal surrounded by brown sugar.
"Gerald went home and decided to give his wife the Ol' brown sugar oatmeal. He came over in the morning with a napkin wiping his jowels."
Whilst eating pussy you suddenly realize she has her period resulting in throwing up in the pussy and then going in for round 2
Dude, I had the best strawberry oatmeal last night...
A girl or guy who isn't fat, but a little bit chubby. Usually a healthy appearance that is attractive.
Damn.... that girl is Thick As Oatmeal.
a code term for smoking weed
yo man lets go eat some oatmeal
Overwhelemed with information or work.
I really need a beer, I've been eating oatmeal from a jacuzzi all day.