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An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.
He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.
I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.
A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.
“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”
“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”
1) a person who insists on taking a picture of every restaurant meal she eats, and uploading it to social media, thus attempting to instill FOMO in her followers; 2) the same person, who slows down the dining process by trying to capture just the right lighting and angle for her picture, then sends the meal back because it "got cold"; 3) still the same person, who causes others to wait for an open table because she is more concerned with her internet image than eating
I hate it when Janice sends me pics of her filet mignon at Ruth's Chris. She's such a fork tease.
A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.
Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.
John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.
Four fingers in the pussy and a thumb in the anus. The new shocker.
After the ceremony, Randy gave Colleen the fork and knife.
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Indicating a losing or lost cause, with origins in the cooking practice of sticking a fork in meat to determine when done. Also "put a fork in me," "stick a fork in you."
“Let me explain, you're 25 now and will likely stay pretty hot for the next 5 years, but less so each year. Then the fade begins in earnest. By 35 stick a fork in it!”
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Where a girls head is on your lap and you lift it up with a boner while she is sleeping.
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