Teddy Ruxpin

The art of two people pressing their assholes together and then one of them shitting into the others open asshole.

Ad and Lace pulled off a Teddy Ruxpin

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Teddy Faggot

Drink: Vodka & Orange Soda

2 ounces Vodak
4 ounces Orange Soda (Fanta, Sunkist)

1 Fill a highball glass with ice.

2 Pour vodka in glass

3 Pour in orange soda (diet sunkist can be used make it extra faggot)

4 Enjoy!

I had a rough day at work, guess I'll sidle up to the bar and have a Teddy Faggot.

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Teddy's leg

The point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter - resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
See also Bungle’s finger.

- Can also refer to the act of defecating.

- Variant of turtle’s head.

“Bloody hell, if I don’t get to a toilet soon I’m goin’ to shit myself – I’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”

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The Teddy Tickler

When you are banging a girl and the dog comes up and licks your asshole

Dude, i was bangin this chick and her dog gave me The Teddy Tickler

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teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

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Teddy Graham

Chubby white girl with a tan.

She's cute in the face but I don't mess with Teddy Graham's.

Black men love Teddy Graham's.

I got a Honey Graham but all of her friends are Teddy Graham's.

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torch teddy

A person that would rather smoke weed than be in a relationship.

Savannah would rather smoke weed than go out with me. Such a fucken torch teddy.

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