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When an athlete who does drugs has a drug test, and they go to the doctors so they can get there urine switched with clean urine through a giant tube inserted through your penis hole.
Sorry I was late Jake, I had to get my oil changed before Coach gives us another drug test.
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Masturbating with immense intensity and precision as if you were "working the oil rig"
When I saw Miley twerk, it went from jerking it, to straight up oil pulling.
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A cheap cosmetic makeup that makes a girl look hella ugly.
Girlfriend: Hey Boo, how do I look?
Boyfriend: Dammmmnn, G! Wash yo face off of that Oil of Uglay!
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Jupiter Oil is slang for Liquid Ketamine.
That bitch was all punked up on Jupiter Oil, seeing stars'n'shit
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Term commonly used when refering to a glass pipe that is used to smoke Crystal Meth. The pipes are more commonly refered to as a pizzo. Called an Oil Burner so that they can be legally purchased in a store. Often they are stuffed with a plasted flower of some sort and labeled as a "Mystic Vase". They can actually be used as an oil burner by simplying buying the liquid scented oil and instering into the bowl and going thru the same motions as smoking but rather then enhaling you exhale creating a wounderful smelling atmosphere.
Store clerk:"What can I get for you today?"
Customer:"Ummm can I get an oil burner?"
Store clerk:"would you like the $3 the $6 or the $8 one?"
Customer:"umm..the $3 one"
Store clerk thinks to himself - "damn tweaker"
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High potency marijuana extract produced by various means.
See also: BHO
"I was looking for hash but I scored some Honey Oil."
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the nasty stuff that makes shit slip out of the anus instead of scratching and tearing and causing a splank. smells like shit and can also be used as a lube during anal sex.
it is said that many raspberry products (jam, jelly, candy) contain beaver anal oil. it's supposed to make it tasty and delicious.
dude, i cant put my toast in my toaster. im gonna use some anus oil.
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