Double Yoda

A sex move where you do a double back flip, insert your penis or toy into an orifice your choice and scream "Judge me by my size, do you?"

At Comic-Con I this really hot chick in a Slave Leia cosplay! I wanted to give her the Double Yoda so bad!

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Baby yoda

The most annoying internet sensation for pewdiepie fans and millennials to rave over.

Baby yoda is a stupid piece of shit

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Yoda complex

The belief that one can do, see, feel, or think things that others cannot. This ability or knowledge usually contradicts the status quo, and is held in contempt by mainstream perspectives. It is especially prevalent among political radicals, conspiracy theorists, religious fundamentalists, and schizophrenics.

Example 1

Economist, PhD: "...In conclusion, once we control for all of these factors and apply this principle, we can get a good idea how -"

Person with Yoda Complex: "WE DON'T NEED CONTROLS! ALL WE NEED IS THE AXIOM OF HUMAN ACTION, AND ALL ELSE CAN BE KNOWN!!!!"

Example 2

Person 1: When I was talking to Johnny earlier, he was convinced that he had the key to the universe. He said that a very important person gave it to him. I looked in his hand, and it was empty.

Person 2: Was he trying to make a statement?

Person 1: No, I think he either has schizophrenia or a severe Yoda complex.

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Baby Yoda

The cutest thing a man could imagine. Baby Yoda should be defined as "Epic, Cool, Gamer, Sexy, and etc."

Yo nibba, You got them hoes? Yeah, with the power of Baby Yoda, of course.

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yoda p0wn

P0wnage so compleat that it is only possible if you have the same knowlage of the force or of the game you are playing as yoda.

(Almost exclusivly refering to on-line gaming)

All but one person was left on red team while 28 were left on blue, but somehow he yoda p0wned them all winning the match.

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Dr. Yoda

A Dr. Yoda is a college professor that is very often cryptic, unorganized, or otherwise frustrating in his teaching style, much like the Jedi Master from Star Wars. A Dr. Yoda's goal is to make you learn the information yourself, inflicting much annoyance and self-hair-pulling in the process. In a Dr. Yoda's class, you study twice as hard for usually half the grade. Dr. Yodas are often quirky and/or short. Beware a Dr. Yoda!! They have been known to lurk at East Carolina University.

Geez, that professor is a Dr. Yoda. He made us do a 5 page paper on something he doesn't want to teach.

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Yoda Flip

Jedi-Flip (Taking acid, shrooms and ectasy) + Wizard Staff (Drinking cans of beer and taping them into a staff) morphed into one. It is named as such as yoda was a jedi, and his staff (and presumably yours) was very very short.

Dude 1: how was your night?

Dude 2: crazy man! I yoda flipped, and nearly attacked a bus with my wizard staff!!

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