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A game of any kind that may be played using one hand; therefore leaving one hand free to brace yourself, wipe etc
Dude! Have you tired that new game?!? It is a good TOILET GAME
a spray of loose fecal material that colors the walls of the commode
projectile dirrrhea
Mystic Toilet is an informal and, occasionally, affectionate nickname used by the Guild Wars 2 community to descibe the Mystic Forge. The etymology of the name should be self-explanatory: Using the Forge generally feels like throwing money down the drain.
I've put 800 exotic Greatswords in the Mystic Toilet. Still no Dawn or Dusk.
When your body is in pain for any reason (drinking, drugs, bad food, sick) you might need peace toilet when you spend anywhere from a few minutes to hours, ideally naked, on the toilet with no interruptions.
my body is not happy, I am going to the peace toilet and I don't know how long I'll be!
A "funeral" in which a fish or other pet is flushed down the commode.
A "toilet funeral" usually takes place after the "tragic" and "sudden" death of a short lived pet such as a goldfish etc.
Not many words are spoken during a toilet funeral but you can distinctly hear the blessed sounds of water flushing from the Porcelain God.
Imagine your child's fish dies after a day and you're glad that it is gone but your children won't stop whining about it.
To make the whiny bastards feel better you quickly say,"Look we are going to have a "toilet funeral" for Dorothy #1, I mean Dorothy #2, or whatever the number kid..."
"Ok Daddy/Mommy Can we invite my friends over?"
(Flush Noises Repeatedly....)
"Now is good honey"
A person that is to fat to get off the toilet and must rock back and forth to get up sometimes resulting in a broken toilet.
Do not let that person use your toilet they are a toilet rocker and may break your toilet.