shit-ton

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

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Baging Tons

A term a drug dealer uses to tell his buddies he re-upped and got a new supply.

Hey man, I got baging tons.

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Shit ton

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

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won ton

One Hundred Ten Dollars

(while playing poker) "Im gonna Re-raise to 'Won Ton'."

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Fuck-Ton

A unit of measurement describing large quantities of matter (whether real or imaginary). Less than an ass-ton, but more than a shit-ton.

Dude, that's a fuck-ton of food! Are you going to eat all of that?

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fuck ton

a little more than, or equal to, a ton of anything. However the ton is compressed into something no bigger than a 6 inch by 6 inch cube, throwing off the impression of being heavier than it is.

compressed anything.

i like stephanie a fuck ton.

theres a fuck ton of birds around here.

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Fuck Ton

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

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