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mute toot

when a fart is silent but really stinky.

synonym:SBD, silent but deadly.

Bob: i didn't hear anything, but it smells.
Tim:I mute tooted. ahah.

by Eric F. Bruns October 12, 2009


muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 2, 2020


whipping toots

When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.

That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.

by Rootsthatclutch January 28, 2022


Withay Toot

Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.

I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday

by Spencer Ripplebottom July 2, 2022


predoody toots

The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.

I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!

by melissa anne May 28, 2007


Cooter toot

A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.

Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot

Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”

by The salty underdog November 1, 2018


toot shoot

The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.

When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot

by DATEBOII4158 May 10, 2017