a muddy toot is essentially a shart
If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.
Withay toot means to put a rastafarian into a tight constricting headlock for 33 seconds.
I performed a very erotic withay toot on my friend cameron yesterday
When your masochistic Twitter sub purposely misbehaves in order to be punished. And you tweet a gif of whipping or other sort of punishment in order to pretend that you are angry.
That Toots keeps on egging me on with silly tweets, so I was busy all morning whipping toots.
The release of intestinal gases preceding defecation.
I have the predoody toots! I may have to shit soon!
A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
The place from which a fart, or a toot in this case is shot out of aka the bum hole.
When I was younger my uncle touched my toot shoot
When you have had recent diarrhea and later risk farting away from a toilet, knowing that there is a chance more than gas will come out.
Yesterday's curry gave me the runs, but I still risked a danger toot and ended up sharting myself.