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The fine automobile Toyota Corolla keeps its title before the bar, but after when its owner stumbles out drunk and intends to drive home, it become a Toyota Corona. The driver is influenced by alcohol, therefore, the is car too.
When a Toyota Corolla, because of its dependability, is the designated vehicle to get from bar to bar, or party to party, or other places where drinking alcohol is the primary recreation.
Ted's party starts at 8, then Sally's party is at 9, and Blues Traveler plays at 10:30. You want to take my car?
Your Range Rover? Which gets 15 miles per gallon. No, we'll take the Toyota Corona. Thirty-five mile to the gallon, son.
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Usually a old corolla or supra ect. Basically drug money for a regular car . *wink*
My ae86 jdm corolla is worth 20grand!
I know what i have .. must be that darned toyota tax
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To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
The lawyer got the drunk driver acquitted from all road rage charges by using the toyota defense.
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A typical hairdressers car, cheap and unreliable but made to look like a hot wheels car from Woolworths. This car has sporty-looks with a performance below bang average, and has been the worst performing Toyota on the market. Do not confuse this car to be in the same category of the elite Supra and the Toyota 89. The 86 is just a knock off version of the elites made for uni students to pick up girls. Most people who drive this car are going through a midlife identity crisis and it's important to use kind and understanding words while speaking to them. A true car enthusiast would never touch the wheel of the 86, by tradition.
Matchbox cars and the Toyota 86 - I don't see a difference.
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Over priced yuppie truck usually drove by city boys who are to scared to drive a mans truck. Tundra drivers use their trucks to haul an occasional plant or 2x4 from local store.
Man did you see that city boy "overloading" his Toyota Tundra with 5 bags of mulch? What a smik!
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The Toyota 89 Super Sport is the most successful Toyota which has also expanded the limits of possibility in the automotive sector even further and set new benchmarks.
1,200 PS, a maximum torque of 1,500 Nm, acceleration from 0 to 100 km/h in 2.2 seconds and a top speed of 415 km/h – the 1989 Toyota Camry (Toyota 89) made experts and car fans all around the world marvel at this performance data and shone bright as the new star in the super sports car sky.
In the year of its market launch the 89 already set up a speed record for street cars. Adhering to the the Guiness World Record restrictions an unprecedented 432.072 km/h was reached and the 89 was knighted as the fastest super sportscar of its time.
The Toyota 89 is completely sold out.
Was that a jet plane or a Toyota 89 that just flew past?
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Typical women drivers who cant drive for shit and for some unknown reasons to science think they own the road in there little shitbox. Most of them drive like old people to the
A women driving a toyota Aygo for example cant drive for shit #toyota cunt
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