traffic wardon

A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.

"That traffic wardon is a cunt!"

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Traffic Oasis

When you think you finally see the source of a traffic back-up on the highway, whether a stalled car, accident, cop, or some wild turkeys running across the highway, only to pass the offender, and discover there's something else further up ahead still causing back-up.

When he saw the tow truck and police lights on the shoulder, Mike thought the traffic would finally speed up. Unfortunately, it was just a traffic oasis and it took him another hour to get home.

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ass traffic

The amount of people that have taken a shit on that toilet daily

Dude that toilet definitely gets some serious ass traffic

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Trafficing

Getting stuck in heavy traffic

My dad's late, trafficing probably

What?

Trafficing without an k...

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Sex Traffic

Sex Traffic is usually what a man whore gets when he's planned too many fucking meetings.

"Pimp #1: Sorry ma nizzle, but this nigga's got a large Sex Traffic list; get to ya lata, nigga." "Pimp #2: Aww shit, why does HE always get Sex Traffic?

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stuck in traffic

when nathan says that he is stuck in traffic it means that he has only just woken up and now poppin' in the shower.

corr i feel like doing a nathan and saying i am stuck in traffic today.

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Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.

I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!

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