fuck trophy

Usually the offspring of some degenerate mooley, redneck or beaner. Most likely seen in groups.
Results from morons having unprotected sex and giving birth to a child every time some journeyman dumps a load in a willing twat.

Check out that inbred redneck cunt and her fuck trophy hanging off her tit.

me: Check out that chav and her battalion of little fuck trophies.
you: Yea, doesn't she know that she doesn't have to shit out a kid everytime she gets fucked?

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Trophy Son

Typically a son with a very feminine build. Wears shorts with a 5” inseam or smaller. Historically always finds a job as a Starbucks barista. Spends hours in the hot tub with his “boys” and is genetically predisposed to having the smallest amount of muscle mass in the family.

Conversation at family gathering

Mother: wow you really are a trophy son.
Father: Sigh (immediately cracks open 12th Kolsch of the day)
Brother: hahaha

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Rooting Trophy

A crude name for a child

Look at Pete over there with his wife and his rooting trophy (child).

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trophy cock

The male equivalent of a trophy wife.

The widow rediscovered her passionate side with her new trophy cock, Jim, the 23 year-old surfer.

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trophy hunting

stupid way of treating animals

trophy hunting is bad

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Wife Trophy

When you fist your wife so hard to the point that you pick her up and parade her in an ostentatious fashion in public for all to see and behold.

Person 1: Hey check out Sam's wife trophy over there!
Person 2: Yeah I heard she's really kinky

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trophy shit

A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.

WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, can we get some gas and food?"

HUSBAND: "No, I didn't use this John because some asshole left a trophy shit with a big TP plug under it in the toilet. And there's piss all over the seat. And there's no toilet paper! Now, I know it's not their fault this happened, but, if they're not going to monitor and clean and stock their restrooms enough to avoid this kind of a situation, then we can just go to that stop across the street and give THEM our gas and food money."

WIFE: "Okay, let's go!"

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