Tug Job

A tug occurs when a special bond between 2 people leads to under the table extra curricular activities involving the gentle stroking of the penis using the hands and/or feet.

"Honey, I hope that you haven't forgotten that today is two-tug-tuesday"
"There's nothing I love better than giving you a tug job with my hands and/or feet on two-tug-tuesday!"

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Tug and Chug

Kalum, the guy who is 4"8 and thinks he's massive. Loves Michael (The Beta Male)

Guy: Hey how are you doing Tug and Chug,

Kalum: Im doing good thanks, just spoke to the law teacher

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cub tug

A handjob given by a cougar.

We went back to her place and she gave me my first cub tug.

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Tug Boat

a fat chick who drags you home despite your protests and subjects you to great fat sex all night

Tug Boat Annie brought her 319 pounds down on me in more ways than 3 that night, I was sexually exhausted by sunrise

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The Unlucky Tug

Unlucky Tug is Thomas train youtuber very epic. He has lots of oo trains yeah.

The Unlucky Tug is very lucky

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Tug-a-bort

A game that is similar to tug-of-war, this is when two pregnant women hook the ends of one clothes hanger to there respected fetuses. The two women then crawl away from each other, the first woman to lose her baby loses, or wins, whichever method preferred by the players.

Guy-Dude, my girlfriends pregnant! You should get yours pregnant too so we can play tug-a-bort!

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Tug Boating

The act of one gay male pressing his face into another gay mans buttocks and shaking his face left to right in an erratic way.

Waco - Our Waiter sure does have a nice ass...

Mariano - Damn, I sure would like to tug boat that!

Waco - Tug Boating for you tonight!

Mariano - or hopefully an alligator fuckhouse

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