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Turkish Ottoman

A sex-act in which the woman, kneeling on all fours, gives the man a hand job while he rests his feet on her, as if she were an ottoman.

Mable, I've had a horrible day at the shoe factory, why dont you come to the couch and give me a nice Turkish Ottoman

by Zerocd March 2, 2007

36πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


turkish housing

A process where something is constantly being rebuilt and added onto, often with no regards to design or structure.

This is based on turkish tax laws about housing in Turkey, which allow for tax deductions based for additions or remodeling of housing.

The way they are talking about the website, it's going to end up looking like Turkish Housing.

by Ernest Salazar March 3, 2006

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


turkish helmet

Holding someones head under the blanket post flatulence.

My wife was being a bitch one night so I gave her a Turkish helmet.

by JGunther February 16, 2007

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Conkers

When involved in a 3, or indeed, 4-some the 2 men using the vagina and ass holes maybe find their testicle banging together, this is know as Turkish Conkers

Me and a mate banging this bird the other night, me in the ass and him in the pussy, we had a great game of Turkish Conkers!!

by the xor November 14, 2008

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty the sexiest and most beautiful people out there they are so natural they got sexy hair long short medium doesn’t matter they are so sexy they got the nice ass and tits they can dance nice got a good body get yourself a beautiful turkish girl they also have sexy eyes

yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girl that’s why, turkish girls are leng

by stfubro December 20, 2022

10πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Cauldron

When a guy puts both his penis AND testicles into a girl's mouth simultaneously.

That girl's mouth is so big she definitely has Turkish Cauldron potential.

by The Showstopper on your mom May 22, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Turkish Smooch

When you and your partner are simultaneously taking a glorious shit on toilets that face each other. Then lovingly make eye contact and embrace in a passionate kiss as you both pass a climactic bowel

Our new toilets have made Turkish Smooches so much more enjoyable.

by Thunderwookie May 15, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž