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The act of putting ridiculous ideas on twitter due to intoxication.
Pam tweeted really weird things last night.
Don't worry it was only Drunk Tweet
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Total social media overkill. When you write a tweet on Twitter, and use so many hashtags, it reads in the halting, choppy way William Shatner speaks. Example: " #Free #today #books you will #love #amwriting #paranormal #romance but with a #happyending."
I hate reading that dude's tweets. He uses too many hashtags. If I get another Shatner tweet like that, I'll unfollow him.
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An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.
I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.
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person 1: that's a banger Tweet
person 2; no that's @Ranboo
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Dreaming of being retweeted by a celebrity.
Oh man... last night I had a tweet dream in which Kim Kardashian retweeted a tweet of my own... what a wet dream!
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Anyone who uses and abuses Twitter. Tweeting about anything and everything. Anyone who feels the need to update about every mundane act throughout the day from the waking up "good morning" tweet to the going to bed "good night" tweet and every shit they take inbetween.
Anyone that follows any celebrity extensively on twitter.
However, anyone who tweets to makes fun of tweet tards tweets would not be considered a tweet tard.
Dude, did you Sarah Palin's twiter about Death Panels? They are for real!
I can't believe you even follow her on twitter, she's such a tweet tard.
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Automatic direct messages (DM's) used by Twitter users. Often used to send a DM to new followers, or as auto-replies when on vacation.
Ellen was all jazzed and shit to get a DM from THE_REAL_SHAQ, but it was just a robo-tweet.
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