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The dumbest book ever that can kiss my ass.
TwiFan: OMFG! Edward is miiiiineeeee! I LOVE TWILIGHT!!
Me: *punch*
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The story where a mentally handicapped girl must choose between bestiality or necrophilia.
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A pointless book that is a waste of time to even read, let alone even pick up or look at. People who enjoy this book and think Edward is the hottest person alive should be locked up and forgotten about because its just a word you dont really know what he looks at because of the crappy descriptive uses about him. The vampires in there sparkle which just confirms the fact that they are fairies. The only reason they made a movie out of this book was to help all the little fan-girls get off on themselves while they watch because they can actually see a person and not what they think he looks like in their heads
person1: man i just saw some dude reading Twilight.
person2: what did you do?
person1: I went up to him looked him in the eye and told him he is a fucking fag.
person2: what did he do about it?
person1: nothing but his mom and girlfriend got pissed.
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A gay book, that takes the already bled out concept of vampire romance, and dumbs it up enough for people to understand. I mean crystal vampires in Seattle, any real fan of Dracula, or vampires of any kind should never read this book. If you want a cool vampire romance book or movie, look up Let The Right One In, and Near Dark. And don't even talk about the fans, they make Trekkie's look normal. Also furries are as obsessed as these people are.
Trekkie: Man, have you seen Star Trek
Twilight fan: Naw, I think it is kinda lame
Trekkie: Your opinion might be wrong, but that's your opinion, like I hate Twilight
Twilight Fan: WHAAAAT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HATE MY TWILIGHT <3<3<3<3 EDWARD IS GOD, NOT A SEXIST THAT TREATS BELLA LIKE PROPERTY, I MEAN THEY ARE LIKE THE JONAS BROTHERS AS VAMPIRES WHAT'S COOLER THAN THAT.
Trekkie walks away in fear (which is saying something is wrong about that person).
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Twilight means that something is VERY gay...
the new Jonas brothers' CD is very Twilight.
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The story of a mentally retarded girl who falls in love with a 108 year old necrophelia pedofile with sparkly stink ass!
Girl: I love Twilight!
Guy: Why? It just consists of an idiotic female who falls in love with a necropheliatic pedofile vampire..
Girl: No, it's a love story!
Guy: Who gives a shit? He can't even get a boner because he's dead.
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the dumbest fucking series in the world
watching twilight is like having diarrhea
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