ty pennington

A sexy carpenter and host of extreme makeover: home edition, aka: a great guy.

move that bus !!

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Soul Tying

Having sexual intercourse with a woman who is on her menstrual cycle.

"Jena and I fucked on her period, best way for soul tying."

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Tying-the-knot

When you and your partner’s pubic hairs get tangled during intercourse.

I got caught tying-the-knot with Obama.

ty barb

Trash. Literal trash.

Wow he's ty barb

Ty for the likes

Something, losers say, when their comments get more than 100 likes.

Person 1: Comments a joke that gets 100 likes
Person 1: “Omg! Ty for the likes!

Fun-ty

Fun-ty: When something is more than funny but can't be compared to something else. Instead of saying funnier use fun-ty.

He: tells a really funny joke.

Me: haha that's fun-ty

ty money

An obviously fake or otherwise deceptive form of currency, typically printed on printer paper on only one side.

"shit bro I just got burned for $200!" "What, they give you some ty money?" "Yup"